Flathead County Montana Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/12/2018 at 12:21 • Filed to: None

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7:40 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 and asked to remain anonymous before reporting what he had just seen. When he was assured that his identity would remain confidential he told the dispatcher that he had just seen a small red dog run through the neighborhood and that it was causing all the other dogs in the area to bark.

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10:03 a.m. A sheriff’s deputy pulled over a man and forgot to give him his license back after issuing a ticket.

12:15 p.m. Some Flathead County landfill employees captured a domesticated goose that has been living at the dump all summer. According to the county employees, the bird has been a welcomed addition to the dump the last few months but it recently decided to call the parking lot home. The employees thought that was a dangerous place for the bird so they captured it. They called up animal control asking for a crate so that it could be taken away to brighter pastures.

12:38 p.m. A Columbia Falls dog was accused of killing chickens on Anglers Way.

12:40 p.m. Some “drug activity” was going down at Burger King.

1:05 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he’s sick and tired of people turning around in his driveway and that he planned to set up a spike strip in front of his house. He was advised he could do what he wants, although the dispatcher suggested that a sign announcing the presence of the spike strips would be a nice touch.

3:01 p.m. A Kalispell man wanted to talk about something that went down between two trailer homes.

3:10 p.m. Two donkeys were wandering around at a Whitefish campground.

3:20 p.m. A boater on Flathead Lake called 911 because his motor died and he wanted some advice on what to do next.

4:51 p.m. A hungry horse was spotted in Kalispell.

5:12 p.m. A motor vehicle in Columbia Falls burst into flames.

6:08 p.m. “A bunch of drug paraphernalia” was discovered in Kalispell.

7:47 p.m. A Kalispell man faxed the police department to report that he discovered a pair of bolt cutters and a bag of men’s clothing.

8:23 p.m. A chainsaw was reported stolen in Kalispell.

8:30 p.m. Some “unusual behavior” was reported in Bigfork.

9:26 p.m. A stray dog was taken into custody in Kalispell.

10:44 p.m. A Kalispell man accused someone of trying to “sabotage” his truck.

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11:16 p.m. A Kalispell resident was doing some late night donuts in an area parking lot, much to the dismay of some local residents.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:34

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12:40 p.m. Some “drug activity” was going down at Burger King.

Seems pointless reporting that.  I thought burger king only existed so junkies could shoot up in the bathroom.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:34

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I’m disappointed that the hungry horse wasn’t in Hungry Horse. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
09/12/2018 at 12:35

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Opportunity missed for sure.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:36

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9:26 p.m. A stray dog was taken into custody in Kalispell.

was it red?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:36

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The BK is in Evergreen, which is our “getto” area if you could even call it that.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:36

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Can’t wait to see the 1:05 PM guy complain about all the cars with flat tires stuck in front of his house because of his spike strip idea.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:41

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A Kalispell man reported that he’s sick and tired of people turning around in his driveway and that he planned to set up a spike strip in front of his house.

My dad’s take on this: Installed 4x4s at the end of his driveway, laugh as a lowered civic tries to turn around in his driveway only to get stuck on 4x4s. 


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
09/12/2018 at 12:45

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Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 12:47

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Anyone else read “Some Flathead County landfill employees” as an insult? 


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > BeaterGT
09/12/2018 at 12:53

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I bet he forgets to move them one night and flattens his own tires.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > E92M3
09/12/2018 at 13:08

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Can’t turn around in the driveway if my car is there with flat tires (taps head)


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/12/2018 at 13:44

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I’d call it  a ghetto, but maybe I just have a thing for spelling?


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Sovande
09/12/2018 at 13:48

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IDK seems like you have a thing for pedantry


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Future Heap Owner
09/12/2018 at 13:54

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Yeah well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt  of elder berries.